Do you have what it takes?

Are you interested in a chance of a lifetime?


Lipstick Conspiracy, America's "premiere trans band" and named San Francisco's Best Girl Band 2004 by the SF Bay Guardian, is looking for a drummer and percussionist as they charge forward with the new album, and the national tour. This opportunity provides the chance of a lifetime for anyone interested in becoming one of "the Fabulous Five."

Interested applicants must be prepared to meet the following criteria:
Talent
Lipstick Conspiracy is comprised of some of the finest musicians in the Bay Area, and any new addition must be prepared to keep up as well as provide innovation where appropriate. Previous experience in bands, though preferred, is not required. Both electronic and acoustic drumming will be considered; however, the applicant is expected to furnish her or his own equipment. Drummers that play additional instruments and/or sing will be encouraged to explore these directions, too.
Enthusiasm
Collaboration has historically driven Lipstick Conspiracy's music and direction, and any addition must be prepared to operate in a truly democratic environment. Though this addresses new collaborations, enthusiasm must be applied to Lipstick Conspiracy's litany of previous accomplishments (music, image, etc.).

Commitment
The applicant must be able to shoulder an appropriate amount of the band's financial responsibilities to include monthly rehearsal space, insurance costs, marketing expenses (website hosting, newsletter publishing, promotions, etc.), and so forth. Lipstick Conspiracy is a partnership complete with a Tax ID, and is accustomed to treating business appropriately.
Endurance
Deliberate practice is a Lipstick Conspiracy mantra. Any applicant should be prepared to rehearse up to two to three times a week to include weekend rehearsals. Endurance is also required to assist in maintaining Lipstick Conspiracy's professional attitude of NEVER being late, and always delivering when asked. The applicant must be prepared to provide transportation for her or his own equipment to local gigs as per the Lipstick Conspiracy model. Transportation for all is typically secured for out-of-town gigs.
Ambition
Lipstick Conspiracy has managed to not only survive in the cut-throat San Francisco music scene, but thrive. This can be attributed to a universal attitude and vision, which the applicant must be prepared to share. Studio work is currently underway with more touring on the horizon, and bigger things are being discussed for the future. Lipstick Conspiracy has never been a stranger to making waves, nor an outfit to shun an opportunity to make history.
Fun
Though all of the requirements listed above may sound daunting, Lipstick Conspiracy's attitude has ALWAYS been consistent with the spirit of rock and roll. Equal parts flirty and frivolous, inspiring and irreverent, bombastic and broody, yet always fashionably fun. The applicant should be prepared to have the time of their life by joining this band. Because they will.
Interested applicants should send a reply that describes the following:
  • A musical resume, which lists previous band experience and personal influences.
  • Details of musical and performance qualities.
  • A description of why becoming a part of Lipstick Conspiracy is intriguing.
  • Some thoughts on personal musical and performance goals.
If the applicant has recordings available, Lipstick Conspiracy encourages her or him to send a CD or MP3 links of whatever is available. Also, a headshot or photo is encouraged. Email to request the address ahead of time.

Remember, not all interested parties will necessarily be asked to audition, but every serious applicant will be acknowledged.

Transgendered and/or queer-identified individuals are strongly encouraged to apply.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Shawna, Sarafina, Marilyn, and Tori
Email:
info@lipstickconspiracy.com
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